So David finally met his Goliath

Bloody hell... he got away with it for a long time!!! Who would have thought that Bullard would finally get the boot, leather nogal too!! As the the saying goes : Your arse is grass Bull' ard we are letting you out to pasture. Give back the whisso and put out the cigar or you'll burn the grass.

I really used to love Bullards "Out to Lunch" the problem started when he started making a meal out of it.

I used to read his column first thing ever Sunday morning when my paper arrived, then he lost the plot and become another bitter South African, not to say that he wasn't speaking the truth, but really it just became to much. You can only wip for so long, then it becomes painfull to even watch, or in his case read.

Anyway thanks for the pleasure you gave me while it lasted David, time to think about "investing" in your future again.

Chapter 1

Welcome to my blog...Never thought I would get round to doing this, but I always knew I was a closet writer in waiting!! Haha

So, what do I have on my mind?

Generators for one... damn once again I missed an opportunity created by our Coconut brothers, they say, "behind every Coconut stands a Cashew Nut" I think the Cash-ew Nut is self explanatory. For those who don't get it, please post me a note and I will explain it to you.

I missed the boat with the IT Blackalution, then again with the Power Blackout..... Ha

There's one for the slogan writers!!!! Get the black's-out of Eskom.

So the latest in the ever growing house market, as more people are forced to sell thier homes due to the high interrest rate. Ad follows:

For Sale

Heavenly 4 bedroom house with modern kitchen, includes study 2 family rooms and BIC's throughout. Established garden and heated pool with lapa and gas braai.....and the part that got the house sold to the first person reading the ad!!!

Price includes 8 KVA Diesel generator installed with 3 day long blackout fuel tank.

Welcome to the "new South Africa" which we are "powerless" to change. No pun intended